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A thousand bucks

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

'Hi, is Santa home?'

'No, he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No, come in.'



They sit down and the friend says 'You know Jaspinder, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just see one.'

Jaspinder thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a thousand bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a thousand bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Banta says 'They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another thousand bucks if I could just see the both of them together.'

Jaspinder thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Banta a nice long look. Banta thanks her, throws another thousand bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Santa arrives home and his wife says 'You know, your weird friend Banta came over. '

Santa thinks about this for a second and says 'Well did he drop off the 2000 bucks he owes me?'

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