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Religious Parrot

The Vicar is Buying a Parrot



'Now, you're sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?' he inquired.



'Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot,' the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.'



'Brilliant. Wonderful!' grins the Vicar, 'but what happens if I pull both strings?'



'I fall off my perch, you twit!' screeches the parrot.

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