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What would you do if I died?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'Shit!!!!!!!'

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