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Cost Cutting

New director of cemetery has a meeting with employees:
- We need to reduce costs. I want to hear your suggestions.

- We can bury the bodies in standing position to save on space.
- Good. What else?
- We can bury bodies up to the waist and paint them to save on gravestones.
- Very good. What else?
- If the bodies could hold hands we would save on the fence…

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