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Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting
undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes
and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.

"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. "I had a
childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of
"What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had
"Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't
tell me, you also had smallcox!"

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