Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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