Parrots and Preachers

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're
prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" She was talking to her
Preacher one day about this.

He said he had two male parrots
and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they
would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the
four parrots together.

So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes,
wanna have a little fun?"

One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've
made it to heaven!"