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Donation

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to
donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But
they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some
more before going their separate ways. Several months later,
the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man:
"Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her
head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

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